When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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