How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

thumb_up thumb_down -40

my gave me a game i said thank you

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -48

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

thumb_up thumb_down -52

There are two types of people in the world: humans

thumb_up thumb_down -54

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The Game

thumb_up thumb_down +49

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops