Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Jason Connor.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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