Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Knock Knock Go Away

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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