one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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TELL

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Donald Trump

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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baby seal walks into a club

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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