- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

hahahahaha thats not funny

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

I would rape her

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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