- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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