There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Jaden McMichael

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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