Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Oh...okay, good.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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