- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good one jess !!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

your moms my other ride

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

black people

My kids are mistakes.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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