--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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