- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

children burning

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

I pooped.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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