Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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David Silberberg is gay

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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purple pickles

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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what happens every day? People die

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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