why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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sorry got to poo

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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