What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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That's what SHE said!

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Jimmy Saville

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Santa isn't real

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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