- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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