The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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alert("Hello");

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Knock, Knock Come in

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learn the ropes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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