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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

i can't stand cripple jokes

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Me Neither.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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