knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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