Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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A women president

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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