- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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