Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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NASCAR

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Yeah right loser!

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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