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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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