Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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