- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Black people. They are so kind.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Today is May 18 2016.

Win and Beau have no friends

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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