- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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