What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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