Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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women's rights

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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