- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

My children are huge mistakes.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

I can't see my forehead

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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