Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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