What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Dogs in my home.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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