What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

i can't stand cripple jokes

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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