Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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your mum

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Anti Joke

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