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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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