knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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