- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

women's rights.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Your Mom.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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