- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

knock knock Labrinth come in

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

whats a dick a dick

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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