Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Bob dole

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Lets go Yankees

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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