Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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knock knock piss off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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