What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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