why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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