- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Yes.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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