a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Q

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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