why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Ouch.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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