- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

The 13th Amendment...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??