What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Woman's Rights

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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this girl died

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Pen15

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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