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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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