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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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