DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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