- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

The cow went moo

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Hi Shelby!!

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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