What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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