Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

do you want to hear a joke?

I'm gay. No homo.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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