A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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